A Woman Named Prudence

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A prudent woman named Prudenty, came to town one day;

she slapped on an awkward grin, and pranced around quite gay-

she bobbed for apples, in lava filled barrels, only to ask for more;

she giggled, and giggled, and giggled, and giggled, and giggled forever more-

and Prudenty asked too many questions; asked, and asked, and asked;

then asked some more, till forehead veins, formed upon the head-

she leaped, and leaped, and drooled, and drooled, telling quirky jokes;

then gained 80 pounds, and a belly round, which she proceeded to poke-

Copyrightcopyright March 21, 2014

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