The Cutest Poem Ever


Cute is cute. Cute is cuteness. Cute is about as cute as a

cute person’s cutenessness. Cutenessnessness, is practically about as cute as a cutenessnessnesses’s cousin. So cute infact!

That her cutenessness, leaps to and frou-

leaps to and frou, indeed! And deep into the soul…

Poem Moral:

Sometimes some things can be too damned cute to stand.


Copyrightcopyright August 1, 2017

Lost Girl


Her warmth is cold, and welcomes you.

The heart is an invisible dagger, as your

heartbeats go unnoticed…

Her fangs taste her tongue as she swings forth;

into your warming embrace, and into your life, is the crash course…

and blood is used for lemonade,

to quench the thirst, your muse is honey for her to feed.

She gratefully feeds…

Because is not a cruel cold voice, a giggle in disguise?

As the tonsils swing,

even the laughter subsides…

Copyrightcopyright July 31, 2017

The Soft Heartbeats of Her Heart


Is there not a more sweeter music, than the

soft heartbeats of anticipation?

From over and a’yonder;

a fair maiden awaits your response-

and yet to be cast aside, a stolen glance;

like a needle, her eyes gaze my heart like a lance-

and into the depths of, like water down the hatch,

each breath she catches, caresses me like a fair lass-

And I know now indeed, my worries go asunder-

and my doubt, shall surely be at it’s last…

Copyrightcopyright May 25, 2017

She Swung Open Her Frozen Heart


She swung her frozen heart aside,

and all that lay in wake were indeed opened to the core-

aside from the shore, the frozen shore;

she aimlessly separates, like a cloud used for a door-

to whom the heart thaws, be it

frozen in her cruel gaze. Her image she last did saw?

A slumbering glance? Against an ominous maw?

As she aimlessly dreams, the true Winter-Wonderland be it

the cold, that her frozen heart yearns to thaw…

Copyrightcopyright April 27, 2017

Hi Everyone, I’m gunna be opening up way more of Cascadia Legends :)


Hello everybody. 🙂

In case you probably didn’t notice, I had recently made the site private. But I’m gunna be opening it up now.

Not only will I open the site, I’m also going to open “Cascadia Adventures”

Now some of those Cascadia Adventure stories might have pics, but some might not. I know the new ones may not have any, or just a singular pic, not sure.

But soon the whole sight will be open.


It’s gunna take me awhile to work on editing the Cascadia Adventures side, because I changed some stuff, but it should still be awesome. My only request is that none of my work or material me stolen, or posted anywhere on other material, website, book, or media, without letting me know or asking please. Thank you.

-from an old friend,

          Gregory Thomas