Funny Poems

The poems I did here are more abstract, and are more funny and whimsical. :)

#6 Helpful Tips From Your Favorite Uncle, Gregory Thomas

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This stuff right here peoples’

And this stuff right here.

Listening to this while envisioning the camera zooming in on this guy’s face:

With bullets flying overhead, and the notion that all his friends were KIA—

If doing that made you cry, it’ll probably make others cry too. If it didn’t, then that’s the cardinal rule as a writer to know what miiight not move others to tears either. Keep these groovy things in mind. 😉

-Sincerely, Gregory Thomas, Your Favorite Uncle

3 A.M. (When The War Began) (Chronologue Suite Mix)

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Hello buds!

Gregory Thomas, Everybody’s Favorite uncle here!

Please enjoy this awesome Chronologue Suite Mix I did of the awesomely talented composer Yu Ya Huang’s 3 A.M.

I edited it to sound like the listener is right in the middle of an intense Avalonic Machine Siege!

Gunfire, and all!

Very emotional tear jerking work indeed, perhaps you will check out my book

In the year 2257, humanity as we know it is challenged when an AI threat called The Avalon Republic manages to self-replicate itself. By the hand of the insane mechanical overlords, America and the other countries are put to the test as the green eyed apparatus’ hack our AI powered cars and technologies, clone their mechanical militia, and lay siege to our world in their efforts to turn humans into other machines. The Fight War wages as we send forth boots on the ground with our flags swinging through the air in bulk to defend our world. The fate of all existence lies in our hands…Should we fail, all hope will be lost.

Chronologue: Your Invitation into the future!

Note:
The song is just for creative purposes; the song and effects are not mine, I just mashed them up together.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqC0OQZ02AY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQn1Ipz1G…zbFqIN2cmq36BQtVO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AXENeFFv…mq36BQtVO&index=2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9JMGZPXL…mq36BQtVO&index=3

Art Interview~Starring Everybody’s Favorite Uncle, Gregry Thomas and Ms. Ruth!

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HEY BUDS!
It’s Everybody’s favorite uncle, Gregory Thomas once more!
Coming back to you dudes and dudettes with yet another interview with the british folk!
Allfm 96.9 The Real Voice of Manchester’s very own Ms. Ruth has invited me to talk art talk with her!
You buds will learn alot this time round!
Thanks again Ms. Ruth for inviting me to the interview! @caramelcharmz
Enjoy buds!

Interested in my art buds?

I’ve got an etsy right here for you!

My art styles include cubism, and expressionism.

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Looking for my book Chronologue? My buds you can find it here!

Chronologue is available for ebook and paperback purchase on Amazon!

In the year 2257, humanity as we know it is challenged when an AI threat called The Avalon Republic manages to self-replicate itself. By the hand of the insane mechanical overlords, America and the other countries are put to the test as the green eyed apparatus’ hack our AI powered cars and technologies, clone their mechanical militia, and lay siege to our world in their efforts to turn humans into other machines. The Fight War wages as we send forth boots on the ground with our flags swinging through the air in bulk to defend our world. The fate of all existence lies in our hands…Should we fail, all hope will be lost.

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Looking for my artwork?

You can scope me out on Instagram! Most of my artworks are there, and not on Etsy, and so if you happen to see any you like, let me know and we can talk turkey!

#2 Helpful Tips From your Favorite Uncle Ever, Gregory Thomas

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Hey buds!
This is another awesome segment of Helpful Tips from your favorite uncle ever,

Gregory Thomas!
Enjoy!

P.S.

What do I mean by ‘smooth looking clouds?’

Well buds, I mean, smooth like this:

See where that smoothness is in the bottom red circle?

That’s what you will see if you’re out walking or jogging, and that cloud looks kinda ominous.

It will occasionally shoot lightning.

Sometimes if you’re unaware of the weather and you’re outside, jogging or walking like me, these clouds could roll in fast, and you’ll get caught out a mile from home in a thunderstorm!

Be sure to pay attention to your upper surroundings at all times;

thunder clouds tend to have a smoother looking base, almost like the bottom is misty. If it looks like the cloud is coming your way, it’s best to head for home.

Pushups are very hard to do.

However sit-ups are much easier, and give you very noticable benefits!

Abs such as these can be easily achieved in less than two weeks, if you do sit-ups with a heavy weight on your chest.

Try doing that, and then increasing the weight limit as you get used to each rep.

And then work out your arms.

If nothing else, at least you can take your shirt off, and throw a punch. That’s all you need to do to survive!

😉

Happy Trails buds!

The Artist’s Folly

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The future of humanity in the art world will either go one of two ways:

One, society will be so greedy, they’ll seal all art behind vaults, and shut them away from the world forever.

Or two, society will be so hungry that they’ll eat every artwork they can find.

The third is the lukewarm latter that we’re living in right now.

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-Sincerely, Everybody’s Favorite Uncle, Gregory Thomas

The Terrible Case of The Ho Hums

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The ho hum didlee dee widdley gee bee silly yee!

The tedious yeedious beedious sea-dious leedious creed!

The boring smoring snoring your in dooring pouring louring!

The heebee geebee yeebee bee bee gee gee sea dee leedee heedee!

The hobee kobe lobee homie slowbee bohbee only obee yobee!

The giggly iggly siggly wiggly jiggly sickly hickly crickly trickly!

The yee creed louring heedee yobee trickly ho hum didlee dee widdley gee bee silly tedious yeedious beedious sea-dious leedious boring smoring snoring your in dooring pouring heebee geebee yeebee bee bee gee gee sea dee leedee hobee kobe lobee homie slowbee bohbee only obee giggly iggly siggly wiggly jiggly sickly hickly crickly yo yo day!