Hip and happening, is
Equal to insane, and slobbering;
Hip pouncing upon derpy doofus’s ideas, and then devouring all of their fears-
Red, blue, cool cats, fumblin with the words;
Cause big bow-legged babes bring the news!
Bird’s indeed da word!
Scarfs devour the adam’s apple,
And glasses the shade-
And devouring the feeble opinions of others,
Is how insane hipsters enslave…
Copyright September 2, 2017